Me: Did I tell you that the new Wiggles DVD features Kylie Minogue and John Waters?
Him: Kyle McLaughlan and John Mayer??
Me: No, KY LIE MIN OGUE and JOHN WAT ERS!!
Both: That’s weird either way.
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Him: I can see your leg hair from across the room!
Me: I can see you haven’t worked out since February from across the room!
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Me: Why did you read all these porn star twitter feeds?
Him: What? I don’t even have twitter?
Me: See? These? In your search history!
Him: Oh, they were following Obama during the election. I was looking at Obama and just clicked a few random followers to see what they were saying.
Me: Zami69?????
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This was all just yesterday evening.
